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James starts things off with The Secret, which he’s been reading and has become rather quickly a positive-thinking slavish apostle of, despite being a self-described “cynical bitch by nature.” Much discourse and debate (and some hilarity) ensue. Interesting point: Is The Secret a secret Scientology tract? Randy reveals his daily secret activity. Donny Osmond’s The Great American Dream receives some discussion. Sanjaya’s ponyhawk sparks superlatives from James, his arms thrown skyward, along the lines of “hairdo of the gods!” and “the Jackie Onassis of our times!” and “the Grace Kelly of 2007!” Gwen Stefani’s career-damaging American Idol appearance. Dancing With the Stars. That backflip! James posits that perhaps “poor Heather Mills” is really the good guy and Paul McCartney is the monster – and an angry pod squad wrestles that thought to the ground and beats it to death with its own prosthetic leg. Interesting point from Fenton: What stands out in the singing competition is not the singing but the hair, and what stands out in the dancing competition is not the dancing but the leg. More chat on that, etc. James admits to having a jewelry hard-on from The Tudors the likes of which he hasn’t had since 300. “History as just pornographic romp,” says Fenton. “Why didn’t we think of that?” In fact, James, bringing up The Secret again, says that since he’s been chanting, “Tudor, Tudor, Tudor,” for the last three months, he feels responsible for the series. Perez Hilton’s high-school pics. Beverly Johnson’s cold sore. The View feuds. Joy’s change. Rosie doesn’t embrace positivity, James believes. More opining on Rosie until James feels, he just feels he has gone too far.

Sexy Latina Salma Hayek has been hiding two huge things from us. No, not her breast stupid! Any guesses? Screw it, I can t keep it in any more .

Salma Hayek is pregnant with her first child.
Salma’s publicist, Ina Treciokas of ID PR gave journalist Ben Widdicombe the following statement:

Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child.

Fianc ? Whoever knew Salma had a fianc ? And now they are engaged.

Frenchman Francois-Henri Pinault is the filthy rich CEO of PPR, the world s third largest luxury conglomerate. Talk about a power couple! With his money, and her breasts, they could rule the world. Just kidding! Congratulations to the happy couple!

No word yet on a wedding date.

Source: Perez Hilton

(story via Perez Hilton)

Look what he posted on his site.